Tuesday, January 13, 2015

F1RST Wrestling Minneapolis, MN 1/9/2015

Promotion: F1RST Wrestling
Time/Date: 8:00pm Friday January 9, 2015
City, State: Minneapolis, MN
Venue: First Ave Main Room

 F1RST Wrestling and Pabst Blue Ribbon present: Wrestlepalooza V
 Venom defeated Rob James, Kody Rice and Deputy Rob Justice in a 4 way match to open up sold out event.
Queenie Von Curves did a burlesque number to a Richard Cheese song.
 "The Worlds Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottenbelly pinned Chuck Taylor.
 Metallager, a Metalica cover band that does comedy by Gallagher which includes smashing fruit. The stage and entrance ramp was a mess by the end of their second set later in the night.
The Northstar Express (Darin Corbin & Ryan Cruz) defeated Zero Gravity.

"Playboy" Pete Huge defeated Yabo the Clown.
After his victory Huge was roughed up by MN Roller Girl Hannah Shot First. Hannah was sticking up for ring announcer John Maddening, who also announces for the MN Roller Girls.
Musette did a burlesque number as Optimus Prime.
Wildcat VS  John Johnson ended in a 'no contest' when Aaron Corbin interfered.
 Yellow Dog came out to help Wildcat and a tag team match started. The animals defeated the Misfits (John Johnson & Aaron Corbin).
 Ariya Daivari defeated Arik Cannon in a TLC match. Ariya Daivari became the first F1RST Wrestling Wrestlepalooza champion.

Friday, January 02, 2015

One week from tonight- F1ST Wrestling & PBR presents Wrestlepalooza V

Friday January 9, 2015 at First Ave night club in Minneapolis, MN F1RST Wrestling & Pabst Blue Ribbon present Wrestlepalooza V.

Scheduled to appear at this event are:
A cat and a dog- Wildcat and Yellow Dog.
 An officer of the law- Deputy Rob Justice.
Burlesque from Queenie Von Curvies
These guys- Darin Corbin, Ryan Cruz, BJ and one of Zero Gravity.
 A bow tie/suspender wearing ref- Rob Page.
 A sheik- Ariya Daivari.
 A playboy- Pete Huge.
 A ring announcer wearing outlandish suits- John Maddening.
 Burlesque from Musette.
 A guy who still thinks Zubas are cool- Rob James.
 A gentleman from Kentucky- Chuck Taylor.
 A cowboy- Ruff Crossing.
 A balloon blowing clown- Yabo the clown.
 A trophy breaking misfit- John Johnson.
 A PBR light drinking anarchist- Arik Cannon.
And a less fat "King of throwdown" - Venom.
Also scheduled to appear is musical group Metallagher, a Metallica/Gallagher tribute band, "The Husky Heart Throb" Kody Rice, "The World's Sweetest Man" Jervis Cottenbelly.